"I believe that we're going to see coming an effort for multiples in marriage -- not just two, but multiples in marriage...I think they want to legalize that. I think also they want to abolish age of consent laws, which means...we would do away with statutory rape laws so that adults would be able to freely prey on little children sexually. That's ( Read more... )

"The only thing that the media has speculated on is that it's going to be various men that are running. They haven't speculated, for instance, that I'm going to run. What if I decide to run? And there's a chance I could run...Practice makes perfect."
-Michele Bachmann

Ghods, the funny, and the crazy, it just doesn't stop! In a way, I'm sad to see ( Read more... )

"We have seen the threat that the Muslim Brotherhood has posed here for the people in Egypt. We have seen the threat that the Muslim Brotherhood has posed around the world. We stand against this great evil. We are not for them. We remember who caused 9/11 in America. We remember who it was that killed 3,000 brave Americans ( Read more... )

"I think Tuesday night people are going to see a miracle."
- Michele Bachmann

Will Ron Paul turn water into wine? Will Newt get a heart? Will Michelle get a brain? Will Santorum get courage? Will we all get ponies?

"There is somebody I think is exceptional and truly comes the closest to embodying the spirit of Lincoln or Washington in this field [of candidates]. And I believe that it is Michele Bachmann."
- Glenn Beck

Except for Beck previously saying that Santorum is the next Washington. I guess he wants a Sant/Bach ticket, I'm not sure who would be on top ( Read more... )

"I would return to that policy. I don't see it as torture."
-- Herman Cain on waterboarding

"If I were president I would be willing to use waterboarding. I think it was very effective...[Obama] is allowing the ACLU to run the CIA."
-- Michele Bachmann

"I will defend them until I die."
-- Rick Perry on waterboarding and other techniques

Wow. ( Read more... )

"I happen to think that the communist Chinese government will end up on the ash heap of history if they do not change their virtues. It is important for a country to have virtues, virtues of honesty ( Read more... )

"Has laid the table for the Arab Spring by demonstrating weakness from the United States of America."
- Michele Bachmann on Obama

I guess the Reality Distortion Field is still working, or maybe it's overlapped with the Perception Distortion Field and some of the potential nominees are getting a double dose?

"I don't know how much God has to do to get the attention of politicians. We've had an earthquake; we've had a hurricane. He said, 'Are you going to start listening to me here?'"
- Michele Bachmann

I guess she doesn't realize that we have earthquakes of varying magnitude every day? Or that we have tropical storms every year? She must be on Pat ( Read more... )

"What I support is putting all science on the table and then letting students decide. I don't think it's a good idea for government to come down on one side of one scientific issue or another, when there is reasonable doubt ( Read more... )